The Life Of A Black Pornographer

So Im in the mall in Orlando last night looking for some deals that these people on the news said were going to be available after Thanksgiving and I see this female walking into Victoria’s Secret. She was wearing some kind of loud blue ski pants. They looked like long track biker shorts. She had a ridiculously phat ass and it was jiggling in those tight ass shorts so I just HAD TO follow her in to see whats up. I wasnt walking with my camera (Sorry bout that.)

I made my approach and struck up a bullshit convo asking her about shit I cared nothing about. Anyways after she spit out her brief history I asked her what she does in her free time, she tells me she is a yoga instructor and wants to be a dancer in videos. (DING DING DING) I was like, “Ya know I can make that happen baby girl – Why dont you give me your number and I will see what I can do.” She gave me her number (305)625-xxxx. Im like “Oh shit, you live in Carol City?” She said yeah and she graduated from American Senior High 2 years ago. 19 years old and built like a stallion. DAYUM! You ever seen those yoga chicks do all that bending and shit? Its gonna be a lovely day when I see that ass out of those clothes bending over and stretching…

I got her name and number and I will be stopping by her house next Monday to see if I can get her naked. I will keep ya posted.

Happy Thanksgiving. The way I live I make sure I focus on the positive things that happen in life and roll with the punches with when something bad happens. Make sure you tell your family and friends how much you appreciate them.

Dont eat too much, whether it be this kind of turkey:

Or this kind:

Peace.

Indiana’s Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson charged into the stands and fought with fans in the final minute of their game against the Detroit Pistons on Friday night, forcing an early and ugly end to the Pacers’ 97-82 win.

The game was stopped with 45.9 seconds remaining when a pushing and shoving between the teams spilled into the stands after fans began throwing things at the players near the scorer’s table.

“It’s the ugliest thing I’ve seen as a coach or player,” Pistons coach Larry Brown said.

After several minutes of players fighting with fans in the stands, the Pacers were pelted with beer, ice, and popcorn as they made their way to the locker room in one of the scariest brawls in an NBA game.

The Palace announcer said the game was being stopped and pleaded with fans not to throw things.

It all started when Detroit’s Ben Wallace went in for a layup and was fouled hard by Artest.

Wallace wheeled around and pushed Artest in the face. The benches emptied and punches were thrown.

As the players continued shoving each other near center court and coaches tried to restore order, Artest lay on his back on the scorer’s table.

Just when it appeared tempers had died down, Artest was struck by a cup thrown from the stands. He jumped up, and charged into the stands, throwing punches as he climbed over seats.

Fans were punching back, and Jackson and another teammate joined Artest in the melee. A Pistons player came running into the crowd.

Detroit’s Rasheed Wallace and Indiana’s David Harrison were also in or near the stands.

As the crowd roared, drinks and debris showered the court and the Pacers players covered their heads as they hustled through the runway leading to the locker room.

I got my list of guest ready for this year’s Thanksgiving dinner. Should be real nice. Last year was pretty hectic because I had just moved and was still getting things in order. I will be in Miami on December 6th shooting as many females that call me. So like I said earlier – We are hiring so get your apps in so you wont get passed over.

Peace.

Model Application Form.

Holidays are going to be here before you know it. This is the time for you ladies to earn some extra spending money from me. Im taking applications for my upcoming projects. I am looking for sexy young ladies who are hungry to succeed.

Right now I am looking for ladies from Miami, Tampa, Orlando, Gainsville, Daytona, Jacksonville, Ocala… Basically anywhere in Florida for immediate work. You dont have to be an professional – In fact the less work you have done the better. I will show you what you need to do and you will do just fine. So all you college girls, dancers, escorts, girls next door – Get at me!

Ages: 18 – 45, yeap I need some mature pussy too!

Sizes: All sizes, big girls I need you too!

What will help you get hired you ask?

You should be confortable with yourself, if you are shy that doesnt mean you cant apply. Im a laid back dude and you will be in good hands with me.

No matter your shape or size I may have work for you. I need ghetto fabulous females, females with big asses, big girls, big titty girls, slim chicks, red bones and older women. So dont be shy, just apply. The Dawg loves you. (wink)

CLICK HERE TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION

Damn that time is finally here, time to put up or shut up when it comes to voting. After months and months of this campaigning shit its finally time for America to choose who will be in charge of the country for the next 4 years.

I heard on CNN that a lot of underhanded shit is already going on with the voting process and it seems there will be some sort of controversy over the outcome AGAIN!

No matter how you feel, just get out and vote and let your opinions be known.