The Life Of A Black Pornographer

I hope you have a nice Christmas holiday spending time with your time with friends and family. Peace!

What would you do if you found out one of your friend’s sister was trickin’ on the ave? Im trolling the club scene in Tampa’s Ybor area and I see this female with classic trick wear on, neon pink tight shorts, now remember its cold as fuck – I think it was 38 or some shit this night. Im like damn Tampa got some fine ass bassheads. I was buying a BBQ dinner from that brother hustlin’ over there and while I waiting for him to hook me up here comes that trick. So she asks the dude if he can give her some chicken and she’ll pay him later. I get a good look at her face and its Virgina. I called her name and she did a double take and immediately got embarrassed.

She asked me for $20 and asked me for a ride up the street for some Newports (A basehead’s signature). Now I know this trick true, but she got me fucked up if she think Im going to hand her money and let her get in my truck. Fuck that. I asked her how long she has been doing this and she said she comes out 2 or 3 times a month. Judging by her appearance she may have been telling the truth. She was looking decent but she is still a trick. She told me her family doesnt know she does this on the side and not to say anything, cuz her full time job is a private school bus driver. Now I play ball with her brother every now and then and buddy is the type to straight merc her ass if he saw her on the curb. Im not going to say shit, I’ll let her do her thang and the truth will come out one of these days. She just getting her hustle on and I aint mad at her for that – I just feel for her Moms, cuz ‘ol girl may do 2 backflips in her wheelchair when she catches wind of this.

When I talk to these females on the phone to set up shoots I try my BEST to give them the benefit of the doubt as far as them keeping their appointments and being on time. This past week I had some crazy ass hoe that took the cake. When she called me the first time her voice sounded pretty rough and I said “Maybe she has lived a hard life and smokes or something.”

Anyways I set up the time to meet her at Aventura Mall since she was catching the bus to my hotel. She was an hour late – STRIKE ONE. Im driving around the food court area looking for this trick and I dont see NOBODY that could possibly be there for a shoot with ME!

So I call her cell and ask her what she’s wearing. She says “White shirt,Black pants & sunglasses.”

Damn it!!! I’m looking at this ho wondering what the fuck?!?! I mean she has to be somebody’s grandma. STRIKE TWO

I thought about hauling ass, but naw I wanted to see what the hell was going on in her head. So she spots my truck, walks over and gets in. So I asked “How old are you?” She says “30″. Im like 30? YOU ARE 30?! She says “Yea. why I dont look 30?” I said let me see your ID. She breaks out her license and it says 1963. Then she goes into this song and dance on how they messed up her ID and its supposed to say 1972. I said “1972? That still doesnt make you 30!”

Bitch was looking me dead in the eyes and lying to me. So I told her whatever her age really is I cant use her.

You know the hoe didnt want to get out the truck. She was like “I came here to get paid and I aint leaving til I get something.” STRIKE THREE

I said “Oh ok” Turned the truck off, got out, walked around to her side and then she saw I wasnt playing and hopped her lying ass out.

What the hell was she thinking? Didnt she know I was going to have to see her eventually?

I had one other hoe flake out on me too – but the 4 that I did shoot this week more than made up for those two fools.

Im not debuting any of them just yet. I am working on a new site and thats where they will be featured.

Im headed to Miami for the next few days. Going to shoot that female I told you about last week along with a few others. I will be hitting some of the strip clubs down there like The Mint & the one by the railroad tracks on 79th, hopefully I can find some new talent in there. Last few times I passed through all the vets were looking pretty tired. You females in Miami that are looking to make some X-mas cash, call me and get hooked up this week.

Peace.