So Im in the mall in Orlando last night looking for some deals that these people on the news said were going to be available after Thanksgiving and I see this female walking into Victoria’s Secret. She was wearing some kind of loud blue ski pants. They looked like long track biker shorts. She had a ridiculously phat ass and it was jiggling in those tight ass shorts so I just HAD TO follow her in to see whats up. I wasnt walking with my camera (Sorry bout that.) 
I made my approach and struck up a bullshit convo asking her about shit I cared nothing about. Anyways after she spit out her brief history I asked her what she does in her free time, she tells me she is a yoga instructor and wants to be a dancer in videos. (DING DING DING) I was like, “Ya know I can make that happen baby girl – Why dont you give me your number and I will see what I can do.” She gave me her number (305)625-xxxx. Im like “Oh shit, you live in Carol City?” She said yeah and she graduated from American Senior High 2 years ago. 19 years old and built like a stallion. DAYUM! You ever seen those yoga chicks do all that bending and shit? Its gonna be a lovely day when I see that ass out of those clothes bending over and stretching…
I got her name and number and I will be stopping by her house next Monday to see if I can get her naked. I will keep ya posted.