So Im at the post office today and this female comes up behind me and ask me whats the name of the cologne Im wearing. I tell her. She says how do you spell that cuz I have to get that for my boyfriend cuz you smell goooood.
So she asks whats my name and if I live around here. I play along and gave her some fake answers. Im steady scanning her to find her angle. She comes out and says “Damn thats a nice ass truck you got there – what you do?” I told her Im in the business of getting females like her butt ass naked for the world to see. She takes a step back sizes me and gives me a devilish smile. The white chick behind her eyes got big ass grapefruits. She was crazy funny. Like a scene from a movie the clerk says next and I walk away.
She ask me for my number so I slipped her a card and told her to call me when she ready to get down. She dont have no ass or hips (ALL TITTIES). So if she does call I will use her for some blowjob work.